"Mommy will you marry me"

I have recently promised my sons that I will marry both of them when they grow up. I know it sounds really weird and kinda gross, but clearly this is something that they have been talking about and something that has weighed heavily on their little minds.

It appears a friend of theirs told them that when they grow up they have to move out and get a house and a wife of their own. This was just beyond the Twinks comprehension. Why would anyone want to move out and get a

girlfriend...girls are yucky. They were devastated that they would one day need to leave our home. Amidst a sea of tears I finally found out the root of the problem - they both wanted to marry me so they could always live with me. Perhaps my children will need therapy one day, but I couldn't bear to see them so upset, so I agreed that yes, I would indeed marry them both when they grew up.

When I asked my youngest twink why he wanted to marry me, he stated,"because you make good sandwiches". Males really do think with their stomachs. LOL.

I know one day (probably quicker than I will like) they will bring home a girl who will be the actual girl they want to marry, and boy will that girl be lucky. To me they will always be the tiny, beautiful bundles I brought home from the hospital.